Nicholas ([info]wzdd) wrote,
@ 2009-07-03 14:56:00
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Why yes I do have a thesis to write, blah blah blah
When I cook something in the microwave, I generally put it in for some time between 30 seconds and 3 minutes. This usage pattern is borne out by the wear on the buttons.



I wondered if this would follow Benford's law, but it doesn't seem to. Here are the buttons arranged in order of usage, based on the amount of wear:



There's no particular reason why it should, as the amount of time I want to heat my food isn't so much related to the actual heating requirements of the food as to the amount of times I feel like getting up and stirring it. Plus a bunch of other reasons. :) Sadly I think the wear patterns are too noisy to work out if the arrangement follows a Zeta distribution.

Wear on buttons can have more serious side effects: Bruce Schneier recently posted about security-code keypads which leak information by showing a pattern of wear on the correct keys.



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[info]lunaminor
2009-07-03 06:12 am UTC (link)
i mean, really, how often do you have to defrost jets?

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[info]wzdd
2009-07-03 08:02 am UTC (link)
My last microwave had preset cooking buttons for some seemingly-random selection of foods, "frozen pizza", "roast chicken", and "fried rice" or something, so I was pretty disappointed with the uninspiring "Meat", "Seafood", and "Poultry" (apparently not a type of meat) on this one. Mystical jet defrost does make up for it a little.


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[info]elfishski
2009-07-03 06:37 am UTC (link)
Why, as it happens I also have a thesis to write!

The 0 then 2 pattern makes sense to me, 2 minutes is just the right amount of time for hot chocolate making! The poor 6-9 buttons are bound to miss out on the love what with the whole minutes thing.

My microwave starts and adds 30 seconds every time the start button is pressed, some multiple of which is always "close enough", so I suspect the other buttons shouldn't show much wear.

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[info]wzdd
2009-07-03 08:03 am UTC (link)
That sounds convenient!

Every time I put food in and press 1-0-0 I think at the last minute, "If I'd pushed 6-0 I would have saved myself a button press!" Which really goes to show just how much I should stop thinking about my microwave and do some work. :)

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[info]liedra
2009-07-03 10:14 am UTC (link)
I was going to say exactly this!! And that explains some wear on the 6, because that's what I used to do :P

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[info]mmaster
2009-07-03 10:48 am UTC (link)
Our one jumps in one minute increments. But the amount I put in most often is 3:30, so I'd imagine they'd probably get the most wear... Not having checked. :P.

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[info]elfishski
2009-07-03 11:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I've noted numerous times that I'm not technically saving myself any presses by pressing start 4 times instead of 2-0-0-start, but the cognitive load is lower I suppose :p

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[info]zmode13
2009-07-03 08:31 pm UTC (link)
And 6-6 saves your finger from moving from the 6 to the 0. 6 extra seconds can' t be that bad, right?

My one-serving popcorn bags come out perfect if I cook them for 88 seconds. Typing 1:28 is just too much.

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[info]wzdd
2009-07-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
Clever! Also: mmm, popcorn.

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[info]wzdd
2009-07-06 09:33 am UTC (link)
Okay, tonight I warmed up some left-over pizza by pressing "66". It felt good. A little rebellious. Might do it again.

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[info]slashr
2009-07-04 02:21 am UTC (link)
A colleague at work said that he generally wears out the m & n key lettering on keyboards first, and o usually follows.

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